women over thirty. ( wanted to share- fun to read) {from an email}

[muslimah4life]

For those of you who fit the age profile, those of you who are almost there,
 or those who just like a good laugh...enjoy 

This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes 

Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.
 Here are just  a few reasons why:

 A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. 

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

 A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about  her or what she's doing.

 Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
 
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. 

Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. 
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.  Ladies, I apologize. (Andy Rooney )  For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage...

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[maisah]

Mar. 24, 2007 at 12:48 PM

As salaamu 3laykum,

This was cute..... theres nothing like us 30 somethings.....LOL

[mamamia69]

Mar. 24, 2007 at 6:11 PM

thanks muslimah for sharing..I really liked it.. most of what he said is true, I came to discover that my self going through my thirty something. I hope that will not Chang as I'm approaching my 40s in 3 years...LOL

[MAHA]

Apr. 13, 2007 at 6:55 PM i didnt get last 1line " women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage... "  I thnk i should read it once again after i turn 30  :)))

[erum915]

Mar. 11, 2011 at 12:41 AM

had a really hard day with a prolbem created bye a man.i saw this it made my day so funny i love it and will share it with my sisters mom and love ones in my life .great comeback to a slang remark on women.it:s about time someone was smart enough for a great comeback...thanks for sharing...couldnT of come at better time.