I think I'm on a roll here ladies....  :P  Either that or my migraine meds are finally kicking in....lol!!!

This is to all the mom's that responded to my post...a Toast to all of the "Mean Mothers" out there!!  And yes, these are all, true statements that I have said to my son, most likely in the past week!!!

This is for all the Mom's in no particular order:

"You weren't born in a barn...or raised by wolves."

"Excuse you!"

"One, two, three....that's it!!!"

"Please go put your shoes up/on."

"You're the only one here!  What do you mean you didn't do it?!"

"Do NOT put lotion on the dog!"

"Do NOT feed the cat corn nuts!!!"

"No, mommy doesn't have a penis....."

"Please, sit, no will, you...sit, plea...si...SIT!!!!"

"Get off the chair!!!"

"You cannot have the sucker"

"do not eat random things off the floor!"

(pulls the car over, jumps out, puts son back in car seat) "How did you unbuckle yourself?!!!!"

"No, we are not listening to that song again."

"The song is loud enough."

"how much gum did you eat?!"

"yucky!!"

"I put that in the trash for a reason!!!"

"How did you get up there?!"

"What do you mean 'no'?"

"I don't want you booooger."

"Don't put that......uck....*sigh* in...your...mouth...."

"How much did you drink?"

"Angel's not here, she didn't hit you."

"Daddy told you no?  Good!"

"That is not yours."

My fav?

"I love you too buddy."

Tags: kids, parenting, funny, humor, love, raising kids

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