Tonight, I realized that my son is the coolest kid ever! He has a great sense of humor and tonight he did something to Daddy.  We have been putting vaseline on his mouth because he has develop...

POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAMI actually kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, "Hi! I'mBelinda!"  This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tiltedher head to one sid...

Condoms for Every Man   A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-...

Finish reading this for a laugh....   Chutzpah is a Yiddish word that means: gall brazen nerve effrontery sheer guts plus arrogance It is  Yiddish and, as Leo Rosten writes, no oth...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled gro...

this is a repeat I've seen a few times....it was the prayer at the end that made me send it out again..............   Subject:   Need to crochet?   ...

1. Freedom to LMBO2. Freedom to celebrate each day!3. Freedom to hit the Ignore Button!4. Freedom to hit the Easy Button!5. Freedom to dislike you & enjoy it!6. Freedom from people that thinks ...

A woman and her husband go into the hospital for the wifes labor. The doctor explained to the husband and wife that he had a new machine that was in trial and he wanted to know if they wanted to us...

    Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If tha...