Mar. 11, 2010 at 10:02 PM
Tonight, I realized that my son is the coolest kid ever! He has a great sense of humor and tonight he did something to Daddy. We have been putting vaseline on his mouth because he has develop...
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Mar. 2, 2010 at 11:52 PM
POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAMI actually
kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, "Hi!
I'mBelinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to
ear, tiltedher head to one sid...
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Feb. 24, 2010 at 9:29 AM
Condoms for Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-...
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Feb. 22, 2010 at 11:38 PM
Finish reading this for a laugh....
Chutzpah is a Yiddish word that means:
gall
brazen nerve
effrontery
sheer guts plus arrogance
It is Yiddish and, as Leo Rosten writes, no oth...
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Feb. 20, 2010 at 8:51 PM
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled gro...
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Feb. 11, 2010 at 3:39 AM
this is a repeat I've seen a few times....it was the prayer at the end that made me send it out again..............
Subject: Need to crochet?
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Jan. 27, 2010 at 1:19 PM
1. Freedom to LMBO2. Freedom to celebrate each day!3. Freedom to hit the Ignore Button!4. Freedom to hit the Easy Button!5. Freedom to dislike you & enjoy it!6. Freedom from people that thinks ...
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Jan. 21, 2010 at 3:38 PM
A woman and her husband go into the hospital for the wifes labor. The doctor explained to the husband and wife that he had a new machine that was in trial and he wanted to know if they wanted to us...
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Jan. 18, 2010 at 5:44 PM
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If tha...
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