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About ErikaRobin
- Harvard Graduate, Post-It inventor-turned ...
- Location: This. Is. SPARTAAAAAA!
- Current Mood: Moody? ME?! Piss off.
- Thought Bubble: Lily found the bracelet Jo made me!!!...
Nov. 20, 2009 at 4:44 PM
A Circle is Round
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A circle is round,
It has no end,
That's how long
I want to be your friend.
Oct. 30, 2009 at 11:15 PM
Oh. My. God. Liketotallyfreakmeout!
Comments (26)It's Friday night. My Sugar Daddy went out for a drink with his friends after leaving his mom and dad's house so the girls and I headed home on our own. When we pulled into the driveway, I noticed that the motion detector light on the garage was on. Not weird, you say? It's supposed to do that, right? Right. Only...it HASN'T in FIVE YEARS. I didn't even think the bulb still worked. The thing had been semi-broken when we moved in twelve years ago and we never got it fixed. We have other lights that DO work,...
Oct. 29, 2009 at 11:17 AM
Costume Extravaganza On A Budget! (pic heavy, yo)
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Costume Extravaganza On A Budget! (pic heavy, yo)
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I finished them. It was a bit of work, but I used my noggin and made costumes for my girls' night of Trick or Treating fun. Behold my frugal feats of creativity:
Here we see Miss Madison sporting the Carmen Miranda attire also known as my "Havana Dancer" costume from Guys And Dolls in 1987. I had to take it in and up about eight inches. Little shrimp wanted to show MORE leg and wear gallons of make-up. I let her wear only the one gallon. This one cost $0.00 out of pocket expense. :)
Next we have Samantha's "backup...
Oct. 27, 2009 at 6:19 PM
Snuggie-Clad Canines? Oh, Lordy, What's Next?
Comments (52)It was brought to my attention that they now make a Snuggie For Dogs. Yes, you read that right. A Snuggie. For DOGS.
What the hell?
I heard about it in a text from a friend (Hi, Kristin!) and I thought she was kidding so I sent back, "Thinking of buying one of these, are we?"
She replied, "No, my dogs would pee on them."
"Yeah, mine would eat it."
These things are for real? *snicker* And people are buying them? Seriously?
Well, of course, like the Original, they...
Oct. 2, 2009 at 1:01 PM
About Nobody You know.
Comments (30)Right now I have on the desk in front of me, a headless Barbie and a shoe with no mate, miscellaneous papers and a Wii nunchuck. I used to wonder who was to blame for these (and other) things.
Who left the toilet seat up? Who put an empty milk carton back into the refrigerator? Who got toys out and "forgot" to put them away? Who spilled applesauce on the carpet? Who gave the cat a haircut? Who colored the piano keys orange? Who peed in the hallway? Who put the "Bop" in the "Bop-she-bop-she-bop"?
Well, who?
The...
Sep. 27, 2009 at 2:27 PM
100 Pounds of Clay: The Creation of Man by Samantha
Comments (11)My youngest came home from Sunday school this morning all excited about what she learned in class. Our conversation went something like this:
"Mom, sometimes God makes it rain and sometimes he makes it snow and once he picked up some dirt and he made a man-shape and then he blowed into his eyes and his eyes opened and that was called Adam. We have a cousin Adam, but he's not the same one."
"Is that what you learned today? That's really cool. Did you learn about Eve, too?"
"Uh-huh! She was married to Adam."
"And what...
Sep. 23, 2009 at 8:15 PM
Haiku for my hookers.
Comments (21)Big ugly spider,
Is crawling across the floor-
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Word.
Aug. 29, 2009 at 12:39 AM
"NO" Means "NO" - A Lesson In Self Control.
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Pizza seduces me. It tempts me with its slightly browned cheese and its rich and nommable tomato sauce. It whispers, "Eat me" and without hesitation I do. I can't help myself.
I was having a(nother) piece of pizza at dinner tonight, despite the annoying little voice that said, "No, Erika. Put that back. You don't want another slice."
I ignored that voice and went for the second helping:
"Add more crushed red pepper! Mama-Mia, I like-a the spicy pizza!"
*shake-a shake-a shak-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! ...
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