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About Fistandantalus
- Mother of Two Blonde Geniuses
- Location: Dublwide, Texas
- Current Mood: Avocado
- Thought Bubble: My car smells like Nursing Home
Nov. 7, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Pokem!
Comments (1)Otherwise known as "A joke that's also a poem".The Thunder God went for a rideUpon his favorite filly."I'm Thor!" he criedThe horse replied"You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"
Sep. 15, 2009 at 1:35 PM
My Daddy's Sweater
Comments (1)My father has a letterman sweater from high school. He gave it to me when I was little to play dress-up with (it was the perfect masculinizing accessory). I wore it when I was in high school; it was my lucky charm. I am now knocking on 40 years old, and what am I wearing to keep me warm in the very frosty nursing school classroom? My Daddy's sweater. What can I say, it's still hanging together after decades and decades of Student Abuse. It's still my lucky charm.
Sep. 1, 2009 at 1:21 PM
Piping Hot Desperation
Comments (3)Would I reuse coffee grounds to make another pot of coffee?
Been there, drunk that, completely fine with my disgusting decision.
I really just answered this so I could use the title "Piping Hot Desperation". I'm a word nerd like that.
Jul. 29, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Dinner Disaster!
Comments (5)When I was eight months pregnant with my first child, I was putting together a nice chicken, potato and spinach casserole while my German Shepherd Riker was snoozing on the living room couch. Riker was a highly-trained obedience dog with several Best In Show titles. It had been a long time since he'd put a toe out of line, let me tell you. I went to get something out of the car and when I came back 40 seconds later, Riker was standing in the middle of the exploded casserole nomming down raw chicken and licking olive oil and wine off his chops. I immediately put him...
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