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About Pengy
- Mom of 2 smoochables
- Location: Nashville, TN
- Current Mood: Restless
- Thought Bubble: I'm just so happy, i'm down to 198 lb...
May. 12, 2009 at 3:51 PM
NEW SURVIVOR SERIES! GET YOUR HUSBAND ENROLLED!
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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIESSix married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.There is no fast food.Each man must take care of his 3 kids, keep his assigned house clean, review and correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills without enough money.In addition, each man will have to budget in ("find") money for groceries each week.Each man must remember the birthdays of all his friends and relatives, and...
Apr. 23, 2008 at 1:37 AM
Tequila and salt
Be the first to commentTequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where you could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You
Apr. 22, 2008 at 12:01 AM
The price of Gas
Comments (2)All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....You will be really shocked by the last one! (At least, I was...) Compared with Gasoline...... Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 . $10.00 per gallon Brak e Fluid 12 oz $3.15 . $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 . $178.13 per gallo
Apr. 21, 2008 at 11:40 PM
Nothing to live for (smile!)
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Nothing to live for (smile!)
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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left...
Apr. 17, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Before i was a mom
Be the first to commentBefore I was a Mom ,I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations.Before I was a Mom -I had never been puked on.Pooped on.Chewed on.Peed on.I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.I slept all night. Before I was a Mom ,I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests.Or give shots.I never looked into teary eyes and cried.I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom ,I never held a...
Apr. 15, 2008 at 4:12 PM
RIP Common Sense
Be the first to commentGot this form Lizzie...enjoy My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by. Today I read his obituary. Please join me in a moment of silence in remembrance. For Common Sense has served us all so well for so many generations.
Apr. 4, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Powerful thoughts
Be the first to comment- Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door forever.- Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.- If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.-
Mar. 26, 2008 at 3:03 PM
Insanity level
Be the first to comment20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don 't Disguise Your Voice.3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In ' .5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds ' , '...
Mar. 26, 2008 at 2:53 PM
Disney Land anxiety
Comments (1)A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa.When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and burstsinto his grandpa's room."Grandpa, Grandpa," he says excitedly, "as soon as grandma comes intothe room, make a noise like a frog!""What?" said his grandpa."Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disney World!"
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