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Have you ever gone home at lunch to have an affair with yourself and only yourself?

  • Yes, often.

    6%
  • Yes, a few times.

    17%
  • No, never.

    64%
  • Maybe, never thought about it.

    12%
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jstthegrln...
Submitted by at 4:04 PM on Dec. 17, 2008
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Have you ever gone home at lunch to have an affair with yourself and only yourself?

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jstthegrln...
Submitted by at 4:04 PM on Dec. 17, 2008
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  • MamaSueCon...
    Submitted by   at 5:36 AM on December 18, 2008

    Nope. I have never left work so that I can go home to masterbate. At least that's what it sounds like you're asking. :)

  • jstthegrln...
    Submitted by   at 11:27 AM on December 18, 2008

    Not left work specifically to masterbate, but if your at home for lunch and you've had a stressful day or your just plain horny and don't want to wait. LOL. You know orgasms relieve stress and produce happy chemicals in your brain! Or just some time to be by yourself (peace and quiet or a hot bath with some candles), that's the only 30 minutes a day I can be just me, not super mom/wife/employee, ya know?

  • gcmomx3
    Submitted by   at 6:28 PM on December 22, 2008

    Nope, I don't masterbate at all though.

  • Fristessa
    Submitted by   at 6:26 PM on December 25, 2008

    "Masturbate"

  • Becky1979
    Submitted by   at 11:03 PM on December 26, 2008

    Yeah, but it is usually due to a crazy dream I had about my honey that I didn't have enough time to make happen before we left for the day. :)

  • ssnelson26
    Submitted by   at 5:24 PM on December 28, 2008

    lol i have!!!! ima very much in love with myself. i can't love no one else without loving myself right???

    LMAO at Fristessa; i was thinking that!!

  • twixyone
    Submitted by   at 12:55 PM on December 29, 2008

    I'm a SAHM so going home isn't the issue. BUT, I have taken time out of my day to satisfy myself. I usually call him at work and tell him what I've done... Gets him all hot & bothered and works wonders for me when he gets home...LOL

  • momof2inCT...
    Submitted by   at 5:01 PM on January 3, 2009

    Nope. I'm always home at lunch time and that's when my kids take their nap because my boyfriend comes home for lunch so we kinda have our mid-day fling.

  • brattyange...
    Submitted by   at 9:09 PM on January 4, 2009

    never left work...I'm already home at lunch lol

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