LOL "REGULAR" people...I guess us REGULAR people are not irregular enough LMAO. I would have said, maybe I should keep calling until my status is "Irregular" then? Hm...call again. And the letter too but I can see you did that.
haha "regular people." I would be as obnoxious as possible (call repeatedly, write letters) until he took a few minutes out of his day for a regular person :)